Ancient but still good: "No one can tell you what the Microsoft is. You have to see if for
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Get involved in the beta version of the new digital Guardian
http://digital.guardian.co.uk

Johnny drops for England
http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/sport/rugby_commentary.shtml

The most bizarre press release we've seen for yonks! But it works!

> Looking for an original gift for Xmas that will give your partner as much
pleasure as yourself?
>
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>
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>
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The Return of the Badgers
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Vicar Distributes Porn Films by Mistake
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12 yeart-old girl settles RIAA lawsuit. Blimey.
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Here's no nude Mrs Robinson
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'Our terrible trains put me on track for love' Aaaaah.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3016318.stm

-----Original Message-----
From: Carolyn Worth
Sent: 13 August 2003 12:11
Subject: Students-want to enjoy healthy sex life

'Buy a laptop, prevent a baby'

is perhaps not a slogan you'd expect from a computer manufacturer but, in a
bid to encourage students to protect more than just their PC's from viruses
this year, Evesham Technology has joined forces with Mates condoms.
Evesham's new student division - e2students is giving away a free pack of
Mates condoms with every computer they sell until the 30th September 2003 to
make sure it's not just PCs that stay healthy!

The unlikely duo have partnered to promote safe sex to the 360,000 new
students that will be flying the nest and starting at university this
September. As well as a pack of condoms, an information leaflet describing
the dangers of un-protected sex will be included in the box.

The partnership is a result of Evesham's new student division - e2students,
developed to provide exclusive deals and discounts for students. Until
September 30th 2003 students will receive a 5% discount across Evesham's
entire range of products, a free SIM card from o2, £5 off FireBox.com, 2 for
1 vouchers for Cafe Nero and of course, a free pack of Mates condoms!

This new student division is headed by 19-year-old Chris Mole, who set up
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alternative marketing techniques and was soon snapped up by Evesham to put
his expertise into practise by helping other students reach their full
potential at university!

Says Chris, Student Sales Manager at Evesham Technology: "We are very
excited about our partnership with Mates. Our aim when we created e2students
was to put together a package that has everything a student needs. Now they
can come to us and buy a discounted PC and get a discounted mobile phone,
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Says Mates spokesperson, Katherine Govier: "Student welfare is extremely
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indulge than most other people, we need to encourage everyone to practise
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To take advantage of this great promotion, students can visit
www.evesham.com/students

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"I'm sitting on the fence for this one, but I think giving what looks
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Joe is cool, but very, very rude
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/joe/joe9.html

We haven't seen Spoonguard yet:
http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/

How not to get sued for File-sharing
http://www.eff.org/IP/P2P/howto-notgetsued.php

----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Monday, July 28, 2003 10:57 AM
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed bd

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation
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I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
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Official: Fame Academy 2 is pants.
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/board/board.php?thread=1297

Star Wars kid sues pals
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,31500-12385242,00.html

Roddy gets the treatment in the photoshop competition!
http://forum.netmag.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=7594

You'll think this is moving. It isn't.
http://www.blogt.nl/images/juli2003/raareffect.jpg

Peter Kenyon: "I'm a Cheap Bastard
http://80.71.2.58/~crocodil/kenyon/Kenyon.htm

Sinn Fein sets up an online shop - with controversial results
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/31941.html

**** on the tracks...Toilet waste 'hampers rail repairs'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3020938.stm

Hear 1970s Sesame Street albums!
http://www.sesameseventies.com

Woooo. Today is Internet Shopping Day 2003.
Welcome to 24x7 shopping day

Manchester United begins US assault

The alternative Dutch dictionary
http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Dutch.html

Woo! Free Wi-Fi for the Polynesians
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3020158.stm

Sue 'em all!
http://www.gnutellanews.com/article/7134

The Dorset & Somerset Railway and Green Park Station
http://www.nevard.com/sdjr/bathgpk.htm

Radio 1 'shuns' UK talent
http://media.guardian.co.uk/radio/story/0,12636,994051,00.html

Beer is good for you!
http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm

PC programs: Survival of the fittest
http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993922

Sony is shocking!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3055591.stm

Power your hairdryer over Ethernet!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3054894.stm

Could have done with a sniffer dog...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030708/80/e3wco.html

:-)
http://www.b3ta.com/board/1471040

Our hotel in Cannes!
http://www.intercontinental.com/france/cannes/hotel_cancar.shtml

Standard tea
http://www.iso.ch/iso/en/CatalogueDetailPage.CatalogueDetail?CSNUMBER=8250

AfterShocking!
www.shockingtimes.com

Not sure why, but there's just something great about the idea of this!
http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59297,00.html

Postman Pat's post office closes
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/3002530.stm

A NEW AND EXCITING GAME TO PLAY WHILE YOU WORK!!
--
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
5. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
7. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8. While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
9. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
--
THREE-POINTS DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
--
FIVE POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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Where's Saddam? Somerset?!
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12337177,00.html

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---------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------------------
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--
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Bizarre: Cinematic fatalities
http://www.cinemorgue.com

Hugging is new cure for economic blues
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/8TSD/BGSU/FW/S2RQ

No shit!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2947966.stm

Dutch "coffee shops" famous for selling cannabis are about to see business go up in smoke.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/L7Q3/AHA4/FW/G14Z

The secrets of Ronald
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB105417428331974100,00.html

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Vietnam, where one out of two men smoke, is snuffing out smoking scenes in local films as part of a campaign against cigarettes.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/3NHR/QWIP/FW/1KHU

Did you ever realize how if you allow even a little bit of negative thinking into your thinking process, that it can spoil your good mood? Negative thinking is counter productive as well as self-defeating, and it makes you feel worse! Do you honestly think that anyone since the beginning of time ever accomplished anything worthwhile when they were in a bad mood?

You'll never walk alone...
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,1091203,00.asp

Watch THAT Honda ad in full
http://www.creativeclub.co.uk/(nur3i0frjwhzr355ivh3u1yx)/prelogin/mg.aspx?m=tv&r=208543&ref=

Semen 'makes women happy'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm

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Make your own mess
http://www.blograffiti.com/

Homeland Security saved from insidious European tech reporters
http://www.reason.com/links/links052003.shtml

Hehe! 'Roger More' (sic). See what they did there?!
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=G0AETEDRUDUSSCRBAEKSFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2785642

Scare nasty people away really easily
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,58914,00.html

Peg ball! It's cool, but very frustrating!
http://www.titoonic.dk/products/games/pegball/

My favourite site ever! Well, nearly.
http://www.ihatestarbucks.com

----- Original Message -----
From: "Shaun Terriss"
To: "'Dan Grabham'"
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:19 AM
Subject: exploding vans
Morning.
Bloody hell what an evening.
A van, which had been dumped outside our house for a couple of days explodedinto a ball of flames last night. Me and Lia were sitting watching TV when all of a sudden we heard a rather large bang and a orange haze outside the window caused by 30 foot high flames. After several seconds of swearing and thinking the flat underneath had caught fire we realised it was a van and called the fire brigade. Due to the close proximatey of the burning van to our front door and the fact the wind was blowing the flames towards the house we could not get out of the house without getting are faces singed. After a couple of minutes the local fire brigade rocked up and put the bastard out.
Anyway, the smoke and fact that we thought the house was on fire promptly caused Lia to have some sort of asthma attack. To make matters worse the silly bint had left her inhailer at work and there was not a bloody paper bag in site. So there I was thinking I was going to have to 999 for the
second time in one evening. Some how she managed to make a paper bag type/breathing aid device out of the Guardian newspapers front page and after five minutes got her breath back.
Having composed herself a bit and with news print all over her face she then asked Can you chuck as a fag...
Bloody Aussies.

The poor bloke!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html

McDonalds salads contain more fat than a Big Mac
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB10523485736646700,00.html

Fog on the Tyne!!!!!!!!
http://www.kleinanzeigen.f-knieper.de/Artikel/0019.htm

Bad taste MSN icons!
http://members.home.nl/maztah/Chinese_MSN.gif

Are geeks still cool?
http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/21468.html

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http://www.angelfire.com/ab3/Advisor666/index.html

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children.
He observed, "You all have obsessions."
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. It manifests
itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this the fourth woman takes her son by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're going home."

Don't confuse Web design with Sex. I know, I don't get it either.
http://www.fixingyourwebsite.com/dontconfusewebdesignwithsex.html

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Ouch! Phone box webcam causes man to be persecuted.
http://www.jasoncartwright.com/phonebox/

Incredibly annoying game
http://www.thejab.com/newsite/balm.html

Bored at work? Play scissors, paper, stone!
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Imagine living here
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/5NN1/MAVC/FW/2DB1

Israeli Cop Mistakenly Undressed, Fondled at Party
May 05, 2003 10:27 AM ET
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors'
complaints about a rowdy hen party received an unexpected welcome
at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began
to take off his clothes and stroke him.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/8UU1/MAVC/FW/2DB1

Eminem Hussein
http://crew.tweakers.net/JvS/zooi/realhussein.swf

Dress your Gay dog!
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Adopt a troll!
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This kid must be keen:
http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?s=2fabff9f5890f05aac81f8b4d201dab6&threadid=486&perpage=25&pagenumber=2

Darth Vader goes religious:
http://www.cathedral.org/cathedral/discover/darth.shtml

Steve Jobs cooks up a B***ches Brew
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30521.html

'Crap towns' from The Idler:
http://www.idler.co.uk/html/frontsection/craptown/30_5/england.htm
Bridgwater's annual carnvial is said only to be held because it gives the town's residents "something better to do than commit suicide."
Shepton Mallet is described as "small, violent although rather quaint in parts."
Bath is described as "essentially a retirement town with an unpleasant amount of students."

The Somerset man's attitude to women:
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;
jsessionid=VCQMPNQEVXJNQCRBAE0CFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2665430

Cinema's aren't allowed to block mobile calls. Amazing innit?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/2991451.stm

The Nigel Havers Alliance. Bizarre, but strangely not very funny.
http://www.nigelhaversalliance.com/

8-bit action from Junior Senior!
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Wired special on Wi-Fi
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.05/unwired/

Dack's Computer Destruction Archive
http://www.auburn.edu/~phillds/destruction.html

Man Nabbed Selling 'Stolen' Car on Internet
April 30, 2003 09:16 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police detained a man who was selling his car piecemeal on the Internet after he had reported it stolen, authorities in the western town of Neuss said on Wednesday.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/1S03/VDLD/FW/8SC8

LOL!!!!!!
http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

Organic Cyberspace
http://research.microsoft.com/displayArticle.aspx?id=392

Vodka powered mobiles!
http://www.wired.com/news/gizmos/0,1452,58119,00.html

Sitcom heaven!
http://www.mgnet.karoo.net

Suddenly Man United's exit from the Champions League takes on a whole new meaning...

----- Original Message -----
From: "UCL Final"
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2003 3:13 PM
Subject: UEFA Champions League Final Tickets


Dear Football Supporter.

Congratulations. Your application for tickets for the Champions League Final at Old Trafford on May 28 2003 has been successful. Your credit card has now been charged and the tickets will be despatched to you at the address you registered. They will arrive with you by May 23. If you have not received the tickets by May 23 please contact the ticketline at uclfinal@synchro.co.uk or call 0870 1602844 or +44 1782 741969.

Please note the conditions of purchase,
- Tickets may not be used for any commercial purposes such as, without limitation, for promotion, advertising, use as a prize in a competition or sweepstake, or as part of a hospitality or travel package (for example combining flights, hotel and tickets) without the prior written approval of UEFA.
- Applicant buys the tickets exclusively for his own personal use or his guests personal use. Any other use is prohibited. Except as set out in article 5.4 (of the terms and conditions), the applicant shall not purchase
tickets as an agent for any other person.

Ex-Iraq Info Minister Gets TV Job Offer
April 29, 2003 09:39 AM ET
DUBAI (Reuters)
An Arab television network said on Tuesday it wants to give a job to former Iraqi information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, whose colourful daily briefings during the U.S.-led invasion won him a cult following.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/O7S8/2SBA/FW/M8IX

WTF!!!!!!
http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/13/41962.html

Pranks a plenty!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

Which OS are you? The old ones are the best :-)
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php

Odd auctions
http://www.bidboy.com/

Help! It's The Naked Cowboy!
http://www.nakedcowboy.com/

Donkey kong!
http://www.backtothefuture.nl/donkey.htm

Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films!
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030410/104998680005.html

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http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/

Quick draw!
http://eurobate.humorbua.no/arkiv/flash/shootout.shtml

Sort your slang out!
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

Live life to the full or else
http://www.deathclock.com/

Tony and George meet Electric 6
http://www.gaybetamax.co.uk/quicktime2.html

"A promotion campaign for Pizza Hut was cancelled at the last minute at a cost of 100's of 1000's of our english pounds. The slogan for which got past the agency, the client, the focus group and the copy writer was .....(drum roll) ......'Buy Two Large Pizzas - and we'll toss in your Salad for Free.' Apparently it was an offer the customer felt able to refuse!!"

Say it again, Dom!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/news/bh/rumsfeld.shtml

Nutter:
http://www.wkyc.com/akron/akron_fullstory.asp?id=3828

His website, containing the most unsettling war statement I've heard in a while:
http://optimusprime.robobase.com/

Hey! Let's watch the madman's thoughts!
http://www.wkyc.com/weblog/optimus/

OK, Neighbours fans, take a look at this! You'll never see Karl Kennedy in the same light again...
http://alanfletcher.net/peace/index.html

My favourite spam of the week! It's actually quite detailed!

----- Original Message -----
From: "DR TONY COLE"
Sent: Thursday, March 27, 2003 8:23 PM


DR TONY COLE
FAX; 234 1 7599159
EMAIL:cole1@ecplaza.net
Dear Sir,

URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, which is
of mutual benefit. This is by virtue of it's nature of being utterly
confidential.I am sure and have confidence of your ability, and
reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude.
We are top Officials of the Federal Government Contract review Panel
who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds
which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this
business,we need your assistance to enable us transfer funds into your
account. Asmembers of the Contract Review Panel set up by the Government of Nigeria toreview all contracts from 1983 to the present,we have identified a lot ofinflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment.

By virtue of our position as Civil Servants and members of this
Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names, in this regard I have been delegated by my colleagues of the review Panel to look for an
overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of
US$21,320,000.00 ( Twenty -One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty
Thousand United States Dollars) hence we take the liberty to writeyou.
The money will be shared as follows:-

1. 20% for the account owner
2. 70% for us (The Officials)
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreignexpenses. Please note that this transaction will take between 7 to 10 working days from the date of receipt of the following information by Fax 234 1 7599159,Your Company's signed and stamped letterhead with atranscribed "Text" which we would send to you upon receipt of your reply with a letter of interest.The above information will enable us write letter of claim, and Job description by using your Company name to apply for payment for the above stated amount.Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above Fax number.

Detailed information of this pending business transaction will be
sent to you as soon as I hear from you.

Yours faithfully,
DR TONY COLE

Town names:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/town-names.htm

Rude food!
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/

The naked chef
http://www.barelycooking.com/

Good blog: http://dear_raed.blogspot.com/
OK blog from CNN reporter: http://www.kevinsites.net/

DJ Names
http://www.6ts.info/djname.html

A reporter takes his blog to war
http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,58043,00.html

We are off to New York. See da blog ere:
http://www.mrtristan.co.uk/nycadventures.html

Make a flake!
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com

Stick these on your wall. Now!
http://www.unamerican.com/propgnda/index.htm

The original Batmobile!
http://www.1966batmobile.com

The original Batbike!
http://www.1966batmobile.com/batcycle.htm

No idea who this is. Why not spam her for me?

----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Saturday, February 22, 2003 9:17 PM
Subject: They Arrived!

Just a quicky to let you know that the Viagra arrived from
www.EuropeanViagra.com and it was absolutely wonderful! It made him bigger
and harder and he was well pleased with himself. So was I, ha ha.

We found that DVD site. It's www.PornPirate.net they are very cheap but the
selection isn't that great.

I forgot to ask you the name of that Red you brought. What was it and where
can we get some? Please bring some round at the weekend.

This car is giving us so much grief. I wish we'd kept the old one now.

See you soon
lotsalove
jan x

Give your Web site that unique 80s look:
http://www.homokaasu.org/80zer/

How good is your aim?
http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp

Slight overreaction...
http://www.ready.gov/

Silly Leeds
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/2780533.stm

Dogs in, er, cars
www.dogsincars.co.uk

Avril Lavinge having a slight problem with her clothes - aka 'the builder's bum effect'

Save the tots!
http://www.electric-chicken.co.uk/jacko.html

The "broken coffee mug holder" urban geek myth debunked
http://bmh.cjb.net/writings/coffeeholder

From the .net forums:
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

New business ideas:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12249366,00.html

Everything you need to know about crisps

Introduction:

One in five children in the UK are overweight. Around half of boys and a third of girls snack at least three times a day and if you’ve ever thought your child eats too many crisps, you’re probably right.
A recent survey by the Doctor-Patient Partnership found that a quarter of children snacked on the way to school. Experts warn that rising obesity will lead to heart disease, diabetes and premature death for many of today’s children.
Salt content is still often overlooked, despite being a major cause of heart disease. The Recommended Daily Amount (RDA) for children between seven and 14 years old is 5g of salt per day. Those younger, 2g.
Children only require 1.6g a day – that’s the equivalent of two packets of crisps. But manufacturers still produce children’s food with a high salt content; one Darylea Lunchable contains 2.7g – that’s 37% more than the RDA for six year-olds.
Graham McGregor, professor of cardiovascular medicine at St George’s hospital, London, says the major offender is processed foods, including crisps and snacks: “We’re talking about foods that are 20-30 per cent more salty than sea water.”

Twiglets are around the healthiest crisps around; a small packet contains less fat then a packet of low fat crisps.

An average bowl of Corn Flakes contains 750mg of salt, which is about what a six year-old is allowed in a day.


Conclusion:

So should you ban your children from eating crisps? It seems you’d be far better off banning them from other processed foods instead. And fast food. Let them have their crisps, but make sure it’s in moderation.


//boxout// Healthy crisps
We look at the top snacks with low salt and fat content (per 100g).

Walkers
Salt and Vinegar Lites
Taster than proper Salt and Vinegar we think, with 21g of fat.

Boots Shapers
Chargrilled Chicken Flavour Crinkles
A good taste and lovely texture, but with a whopping 24g of fat.

Marks & Spencer
Lightly Salted Baked Potato Crisps
A poor taste, but with 2.3g of salt, a winner in the health stakes.

Sainsbury’s Be Good to Yourself
Baked Potato and Butter Flavour Crisps
Overpowering butter taste but there’s only 2.3g of salt, so a healthy option.

Wierd stuff on eBay:
http://www.bidboy.com/

Freaky stats:
http://www.osearth.com/resources/worldometers/

Old but still good:
Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars
http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/starwars.html

Paul hates Big Brovaz and doesn't think they should be up for a Brit award: http://www.bigbrovaz.com/
I am not keen either
Paul loves Shakira!

I have changed the template because Paul said it was bad.

Welcome to my blog! Here I'm going to hopefully post any ramblings, links and any other things as and when I so desire!