'Crap towns' from The Idler:
http://www.idler.co.uk/html/frontsection/craptown/30_5/england.htm
Bridgwater's annual carnvial is said only to be held because it gives the town's residents "something better to do than commit suicide."
Shepton Mallet is described as "small, violent although rather quaint in parts."
Bath is described as "essentially a retirement town with an unpleasant amount of students."