This essentially pointless chronicle is a random collection of stupid, weird and downright offensive links, as well as other assorted junk email and web out-takes scrapyarded here to brighten particularly dull days
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Lego porn....er, BLOCK STRUCTURE
renamed BLOCK STRUCTURE PORN. Hopefully no lawyers benefitted from
this change...
http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/
Monday, October 17, 2005
Phone trumps
The Nokia 6230 is without doubt the worst phone I've ever owned. It switches itself off, has increasingly piffling battery life, has stopped vibrating and won't even sync with my PC. ALL I WANT IS TO BACK UP MY CONTACTS!! And, worse still, my friends are now outdoing me with better phones!! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. Everyone's got a SonyEricsson K750i. EVERYONE! With its two megapixel camera, fantastic screen and good looks, it's unthinkable I haven't got one. You see, part of the problem is that I've always been loyal to Nokia. However, I can see I have to change. Nokia's phones just don't cut it anymore, not least because they can't seem to last for more than a few months without showing multiple signs of increasingly poor build quality. Never mind, I shall regroup when I am due a new phone in the new year and return to bash those K750i's with NEXT YEAR'S EVEN TRENDIER MODEL. Take that, friends!
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Apple magic
You know, you just never know what's going to happen next. A train and a tube from Bath, my colleagues and I were ushered through the bowels of BBC Television Centre in Shepherd’s Bush to join 600 other toffs, well-to-dos and journalists at Apple’s latest launch. What other company could dress up a half-decent product refresh of two lines into a global event?
See, this is what Microsoft lacks; any kind of sense of occasion. Indeed, Steve Ballmer might try, but Microsoft lack a Steve Jobs. I already know what Windows Vista’s launch party will be like next year. And it won’t have any of the sense of drama and sheer anticipation of last evening (and that was just the bit before Lampard scored the winner. I digress).
Above: Studio 3 at BBC Television Centre where we were served three different types of beer. I opted for the Grolsch.
Below: Journos get hands on with the new iMac and iPod under a banner showcasing the new Apple ad campaign.
Could the fact the launch was at the Beeb be an omen for future content on iTunes? Let’s hope so, cos at the moment, there’s not much to cheer from this side of the Atlantic. Unless you’re talking about Frank Lampard and Ledley King in central midfield, of course...
Above and below: The new iPod. And yes, the pictures are a bit dodge. Do you know how hard it is scrumming with the rest of Europe's technopress?
Wind and rain
Thursday, October 06, 2005
nano nano
http://todd.dailey.info/archives/2005/09/27/restore-your-ipod-nano-to-new-condition-with-a-4-can-of-brasso/
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Carnival carry-on
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Monday, October 03, 2005
It's been a bad day
come with a bus not turning up. But it did. It was, however, filled to the rafters with OAPs and shopping trolleys, tots and jumble sale mums. Gah. Then, I got to work and, well, nothing worked. My MP3 player started to kick up. My PC was creaking. Picassa no longer seems such a handy tool since it started making my PC crash. Problems. problems. And I still haven't even finished the letters page...