Dead pets society
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7114520&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news

Steak out for Britney
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds17583.html

They don't need no education!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4047533.stm

Filter cheap vodka for startling results:
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And they thought pulling a car out the water was easy....
http://www.devscripts.net/df/oops/

Game on! Seasonal too...
http://www.kewlbox.com/games/game.cfm?gameId=121

And you though you were tired....
http://masamania.com/archives/2004/09/japanese_busine.html

Keep clicking
http://lostfrog.org/index.html

eBay genius: 2 invitations to a wedding I don't want to go to
eBay item 5527273221

People still thick despite internet
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/30/e_learning_failure

Our tune revisited!!!!!
http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/sounds/Our_tune_theme_24Kb.mp3

Library book '100 years overdue'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3696750.stm

NTL customers told to 'f**k off'
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/27/ntl_recorded_message/: "NTL customers told to 'f**k off'"

The Secret Behind the iPod's Scrollwheel
http://www.mp3.com/story/feature_ipod_wheel.html

iPods fuel Guinness decline apparently. What are these people on?
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=18250

Corpse love outlawed
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6219399&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news

Dyer for sale!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2914&item=3694737517&rd=1

Bluetooth flying bot creates buzz
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3579232.stm

Blast from the past: The .net team, Christmas 2000
http://w01-0820.web.dircon.net/netteam.html

The Wi-Fi Alliance finally decides to clamp down on non-interoperable wireless kit
Wi-Fi Alliance cracks down on ?standards-plus? kit | The Register

Been called up into the forces? Get addicted to the Web!
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5859447&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news

The K.I.T.T. car from Knight Rider goes on eBay
http://cgi.liveauctions.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2256298346&category=28193

Jerry the Berry goes on sale!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4026068161

Get your whole CD collection ripped for you!
http://www.ripdigital.com

'This is goin' out to all the gnomes in the garden centre'
http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/gnomez.html

Wi-Fi helps make better wine
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3860863.stm

Wired News: Wi-Fi: If Not Free, Then How?
http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,63732,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_2

Villagers vote against name change. But what a name!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_981264.html

Woohoo! Lego is named top toy for adults
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_3763000/3763369.stm

The Great 802.11G+ Hardware Shoot-out
http://homepage.mac.com/techedgeezine/2004-0402_g-turbo_shootout1.htm

Hole in the head
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3685791.stm

Drew goes mad
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/warning.php

Jesus Christ Supercar!
http://www.icebox.com/icebox/shows/show_165/viewer_frameset.html

Wow! Not for the religious, but best experienced with sound.
http://www.jesus-action-figure.com

Hmmm
www.cw-ccockups.com

The Rolf Harris Jukebox! Cool!
www.rolfharrisjukebox.com

The vitriol of a cyclist
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4850375&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news

Talk about being caught red handed!
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4688784&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news

Is this made up? 'German police drop iBook power rustling charge'
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/35892.html

FBI banned weopons on planes. The Sword Umbrella (page 29) is my personal favourite!
http://datacenter.ap.org/wdc/fbiweapons.pdf

You Make Me Feel Like 'Gancing'
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-03-05/1009070.html

McDonald's to scrap 'supersizing' apparently for health reasons. Could it be that they're just not selling?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3532025.stm

Bitch, Make Me a Sandwich
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com

Dentures seized as collateral
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4444537&src=eDialog/GetContent§ion=news

It's pancake day!
http://forum.netmag.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=116304#116304

The really annoying jingle!!
http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses

Top Gear stumps up for Toyota tree stunt
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/3509191.stm

Man got penis stuck in padlock
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867923.html

Brilliant! Animals on the Underground...
http://www.animalsontheunderground.com

Great Beatles Flash animation
http://sercee.tv/funny/01/29/thebeatles-flash.htm

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The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
http://linesthataregood.com

Fraternities are rather odd: houses designated 'rape free' zones
href="http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2004/02/02-11-04tdc/02-11-04dnews-09.asp

Find a phrase!
http://www.findaphrase.com

Rate yourself for cheese!
http://www.astradyne.co.uk/cheese

Hackers tell man he's "too fat" to eat at Burger King
http://www.silicon.com/software/security/0,39024655,39117752,00.htm?nl=d20040114

Which character from The Office are you?
http://homepage.mac.com/elliottday/theoffice/whoareyou.html