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Man Nabbed Selling 'Stolen' Car on Internet
April 30, 2003 09:16 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police detained a man who was selling his car piecemeal on the Internet after he had reported it stolen, authorities in the western town of Neuss said on Wednesday.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/1S03/VDLD/FW/8SC8

LOL!!!!!!
http://www.uglyfootballers.com/

Organic Cyberspace
http://research.microsoft.com/displayArticle.aspx?id=392

Vodka powered mobiles!
http://www.wired.com/news/gizmos/0,1452,58119,00.html

Sitcom heaven!
http://www.mgnet.karoo.net

Suddenly Man United's exit from the Champions League takes on a whole new meaning...

----- Original Message -----
From: "UCL Final"
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2003 3:13 PM
Subject: UEFA Champions League Final Tickets


Dear Football Supporter.

Congratulations. Your application for tickets for the Champions League Final at Old Trafford on May 28 2003 has been successful. Your credit card has now been charged and the tickets will be despatched to you at the address you registered. They will arrive with you by May 23. If you have not received the tickets by May 23 please contact the ticketline at uclfinal@synchro.co.uk or call 0870 1602844 or +44 1782 741969.

Please note the conditions of purchase,
- Tickets may not be used for any commercial purposes such as, without limitation, for promotion, advertising, use as a prize in a competition or sweepstake, or as part of a hospitality or travel package (for example combining flights, hotel and tickets) without the prior written approval of UEFA.
- Applicant buys the tickets exclusively for his own personal use or his guests personal use. Any other use is prohibited. Except as set out in article 5.4 (of the terms and conditions), the applicant shall not purchase
tickets as an agent for any other person.

Ex-Iraq Info Minister Gets TV Job Offer
April 29, 2003 09:39 AM ET
DUBAI (Reuters)
An Arab television network said on Tuesday it wants to give a job to former Iraqi information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, whose colourful daily briefings during the U.S.-led invasion won him a cult following.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/O7S8/2SBA/FW/M8IX

WTF!!!!!!
http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/13/41962.html

Pranks a plenty!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

Which OS are you? The old ones are the best :-)
http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php

Odd auctions
http://www.bidboy.com/

Help! It's The Naked Cowboy!
http://www.nakedcowboy.com/

Donkey kong!
http://www.backtothefuture.nl/donkey.htm

Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films!
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030410/104998680005.html

Swwwweeeeeeeeettttttss
http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/

Quick draw!
http://eurobate.humorbua.no/arkiv/flash/shootout.shtml

Sort your slang out!
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/

Live life to the full or else
http://www.deathclock.com/

Tony and George meet Electric 6
http://www.gaybetamax.co.uk/quicktime2.html

"A promotion campaign for Pizza Hut was cancelled at the last minute at a cost of 100's of 1000's of our english pounds. The slogan for which got past the agency, the client, the focus group and the copy writer was .....(drum roll) ......'Buy Two Large Pizzas - and we'll toss in your Salad for Free.' Apparently it was an offer the customer felt able to refuse!!"

Say it again, Dom!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/news/bh/rumsfeld.shtml

Nutter:
http://www.wkyc.com/akron/akron_fullstory.asp?id=3828

His website, containing the most unsettling war statement I've heard in a while:
http://optimusprime.robobase.com/

Hey! Let's watch the madman's thoughts!
http://www.wkyc.com/weblog/optimus/