No shit!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2947966.stm

Dutch "coffee shops" famous for selling cannabis are about to see business go up in smoke.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/L7Q3/AHA4/FW/G14Z

The secrets of Ronald
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB105417428331974100,00.html

LIVE DENTISTRY!
http://www.pearlywhites.com/dentcam.html

Vietnam, where one out of two men smoke, is snuffing out smoking scenes in local films as part of a campaign against cigarettes.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/3NHR/QWIP/FW/1KHU

Did you ever realize how if you allow even a little bit of negative thinking into your thinking process, that it can spoil your good mood? Negative thinking is counter productive as well as self-defeating, and it makes you feel worse! Do you honestly think that anyone since the beginning of time ever accomplished anything worthwhile when they were in a bad mood?

You'll never walk alone...
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,1091203,00.asp

Watch THAT Honda ad in full
http://www.creativeclub.co.uk/(nur3i0frjwhzr355ivh3u1yx)/prelogin/mg.aspx?m=tv&r=208543&ref=

Semen 'makes women happy'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm

Make him fly!
http://www.trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy/

Make your own mess
http://www.blograffiti.com/

Homeland Security saved from insidious European tech reporters
http://www.reason.com/links/links052003.shtml

Hehe! 'Roger More' (sic). See what they did there?!
http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=G0AETEDRUDUSSCRBAEKSFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2785642

Scare nasty people away really easily
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,58914,00.html

Peg ball! It's cool, but very frustrating!
http://www.titoonic.dk/products/games/pegball/

My favourite site ever! Well, nearly.
http://www.ihatestarbucks.com

----- Original Message -----
From: "Shaun Terriss"
To: "'Dan Grabham'"
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:19 AM
Subject: exploding vans
Morning.
Bloody hell what an evening.
A van, which had been dumped outside our house for a couple of days explodedinto a ball of flames last night. Me and Lia were sitting watching TV when all of a sudden we heard a rather large bang and a orange haze outside the window caused by 30 foot high flames. After several seconds of swearing and thinking the flat underneath had caught fire we realised it was a van and called the fire brigade. Due to the close proximatey of the burning van to our front door and the fact the wind was blowing the flames towards the house we could not get out of the house without getting are faces singed. After a couple of minutes the local fire brigade rocked up and put the bastard out.
Anyway, the smoke and fact that we thought the house was on fire promptly caused Lia to have some sort of asthma attack. To make matters worse the silly bint had left her inhailer at work and there was not a bloody paper bag in site. So there I was thinking I was going to have to 999 for the
second time in one evening. Some how she managed to make a paper bag type/breathing aid device out of the Guardian newspapers front page and after five minutes got her breath back.
Having composed herself a bit and with news print all over her face she then asked Can you chuck as a fag...
Bloody Aussies.

The poor bloke!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html

McDonalds salads contain more fat than a Big Mac
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB10523485736646700,00.html

Fog on the Tyne!!!!!!!!
http://www.kleinanzeigen.f-knieper.de/Artikel/0019.htm

Bad taste MSN icons!
http://members.home.nl/maztah/Chinese_MSN.gif

Are geeks still cool?
http://www.newsfactor.com/perl/story/21468.html

Create the ultimate satanic site
http://www.angelfire.com/ab3/Advisor666/index.html

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children.
He observed, "You all have obsessions."
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. It manifests
itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this the fourth woman takes her son by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're going home."

Don't confuse Web design with Sex. I know, I don't get it either.
http://www.fixingyourwebsite.com/dontconfusewebdesignwithsex.html

Interesting eBay seller feeback. Nice burgers!
http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250

Ouch! Phone box webcam causes man to be persecuted.
http://www.jasoncartwright.com/phonebox/

Incredibly annoying game
http://www.thejab.com/newsite/balm.html

Bored at work? Play scissors, paper, stone!
http://www.chunkideas.com/popups/sps_popup.htm

Imagine living here
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/5NN1/MAVC/FW/2DB1

Israeli Cop Mistakenly Undressed, Fondled at Party
May 05, 2003 10:27 AM ET
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors'
complaints about a rowdy hen party received an unexpected welcome
at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began
to take off his clothes and stroke him.
http://reuters.us.ed10.net/t/8UU1/MAVC/FW/2DB1

Eminem Hussein
http://crew.tweakers.net/JvS/zooi/realhussein.swf

Dress your Gay dog!
http://www.breel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaydog/

Adopt a troll!
http://www.armyoftrolls.co.uk/aot_website/html/adoption_agency.htm

Anybody need a clock?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2926476554&category=1468

This kid must be keen:
http://www.captain-obvious.com/forums/showthread.php?s=2fabff9f5890f05aac81f8b4d201dab6&threadid=486&perpage=25&pagenumber=2

Darth Vader goes religious:
http://www.cathedral.org/cathedral/discover/darth.shtml

Steve Jobs cooks up a B***ches Brew
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30521.html

'Crap towns' from The Idler:
http://www.idler.co.uk/html/frontsection/craptown/30_5/england.htm
Bridgwater's annual carnvial is said only to be held because it gives the town's residents "something better to do than commit suicide."
Shepton Mallet is described as "small, violent although rather quaint in parts."
Bath is described as "essentially a retirement town with an unpleasant amount of students."

The Somerset man's attitude to women:
http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml;
jsessionid=VCQMPNQEVXJNQCRBAE0CFFA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2665430

Cinema's aren't allowed to block mobile calls. Amazing innit?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/2991451.stm

The Nigel Havers Alliance. Bizarre, but strangely not very funny.
http://www.nigelhaversalliance.com/

8-bit action from Junior Senior!
http://www.shynola.com/j_s/j_s_download.htm

Get yourself some homies!
http://www.vending-usa.com/homiesseries4.html

Wired special on Wi-Fi
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.05/unwired/