A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
young mothers and their small children.
He observed, "You all have obsessions."
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. It manifests
itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this the fourth woman takes her son by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're going home."