----- Original Message -----
From: "Shaun Terriss"
To: "'Dan Grabham'"
Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:19 AM
Subject: exploding vans
Morning.
Bloody hell what an evening.
A van, which had been dumped outside our house for a couple of days explodedinto a ball of flames last night. Me and Lia were sitting watching TV when all of a sudden we heard a rather large bang and a orange haze outside the window caused by 30 foot high flames. After several seconds of swearing and thinking the flat underneath had caught fire we realised it was a van and called the fire brigade. Due to the close proximatey of the burning van to our front door and the fact the wind was blowing the flames towards the house we could not get out of the house without getting are faces singed. After a couple of minutes the local fire brigade rocked up and put the bastard out.
Anyway, the smoke and fact that we thought the house was on fire promptly caused Lia to have some sort of asthma attack. To make matters worse the silly bint had left her inhailer at work and there was not a bloody paper bag in site. So there I was thinking I was going to have to 999 for the
second time in one evening. Some how she managed to make a paper bag type/breathing aid device out of the Guardian newspapers front page and after five minutes got her breath back.
Having composed herself a bit and with news print all over her face she then asked Can you chuck as a fag...
Bloody Aussies.