'Our terrible trains put me on track for love' Aaaaah.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3016318.stm
This essentially pointless chronicle is a random collection of stupid, weird and downright offensive links, as well as other assorted junk email and web out-takes scrapyarded here to brighten particularly dull days
Friday, August 22, 2003
Thursday, August 14, 2003
-----Original Message-----
From: Carolyn Worth
Sent: 13 August 2003 12:11
Subject: Students-want to enjoy healthy sex life
'Buy a laptop, prevent a baby'
is perhaps not a slogan you'd expect from a computer manufacturer but, in a
bid to encourage students to protect more than just their PC's from viruses
this year, Evesham Technology has joined forces with Mates condoms.
Evesham's new student division - e2students is giving away a free pack of
Mates condoms with every computer they sell until the 30th September 2003 to
make sure it's not just PCs that stay healthy!
The unlikely duo have partnered to promote safe sex to the 360,000 new
students that will be flying the nest and starting at university this
September. As well as a pack of condoms, an information leaflet describing
the dangers of un-protected sex will be included in the box.
The partnership is a result of Evesham's new student division - e2students,
developed to provide exclusive deals and discounts for students. Until
September 30th 2003 students will receive a 5% discount across Evesham's
entire range of products, a free SIM card from o2, £5 off FireBox.com, 2 for
1 vouchers for Cafe Nero and of course, a free pack of Mates condoms!
This new student division is headed by 19-year-old Chris Mole, who set up
his own student PC company last July, just 3 days after leaving school and
after failing his A-levels! His company soon found fame as a result of their
alternative marketing techniques and was soon snapped up by Evesham to put
his expertise into practise by helping other students reach their full
potential at university!
Says Chris, Student Sales Manager at Evesham Technology: "We are very
excited about our partnership with Mates. Our aim when we created e2students
was to put together a package that has everything a student needs. Now they
can come to us and buy a discounted PC and get a discounted mobile phone,
books, music, travel and even a free pack of Mates condoms"
Says Mates spokesperson, Katherine Govier: "Student welfare is extremely
important to us. Over the past few years there has been an alarming rise in
the spread of STIs and as students tend to have more opportunities to
indulge than most other people, we need to encourage everyone to practise
safe sex, every time. Our partnership with Evesham Technology will help to
show students that protection is important all round."
To take advantage of this great promotion, students can visit
www.evesham.com/students
From: Carolyn Worth
Sent: 13 August 2003 12:11
Subject: Students-want to enjoy healthy sex life
'Buy a laptop, prevent a baby'
is perhaps not a slogan you'd expect from a computer manufacturer but, in a
bid to encourage students to protect more than just their PC's from viruses
this year, Evesham Technology has joined forces with Mates condoms.
Evesham's new student division - e2students is giving away a free pack of
Mates condoms with every computer they sell until the 30th September 2003 to
make sure it's not just PCs that stay healthy!
The unlikely duo have partnered to promote safe sex to the 360,000 new
students that will be flying the nest and starting at university this
September. As well as a pack of condoms, an information leaflet describing
the dangers of un-protected sex will be included in the box.
The partnership is a result of Evesham's new student division - e2students,
developed to provide exclusive deals and discounts for students. Until
September 30th 2003 students will receive a 5% discount across Evesham's
entire range of products, a free SIM card from o2, £5 off FireBox.com, 2 for
1 vouchers for Cafe Nero and of course, a free pack of Mates condoms!
This new student division is headed by 19-year-old Chris Mole, who set up
his own student PC company last July, just 3 days after leaving school and
after failing his A-levels! His company soon found fame as a result of their
alternative marketing techniques and was soon snapped up by Evesham to put
his expertise into practise by helping other students reach their full
potential at university!
Says Chris, Student Sales Manager at Evesham Technology: "We are very
excited about our partnership with Mates. Our aim when we created e2students
was to put together a package that has everything a student needs. Now they
can come to us and buy a discounted PC and get a discounted mobile phone,
books, music, travel and even a free pack of Mates condoms"
Says Mates spokesperson, Katherine Govier: "Student welfare is extremely
important to us. Over the past few years there has been an alarming rise in
the spread of STIs and as students tend to have more opportunities to
indulge than most other people, we need to encourage everyone to practise
safe sex, every time. Our partnership with Evesham Technology will help to
show students that protection is important all round."
To take advantage of this great promotion, students can visit
www.evesham.com/students
Friday, August 01, 2003
from eatmail.tv...
"I'm sitting on the fence for this one, but I think giving what looks
like my mate's mum a gun, a uniform and obviously not a lot of training
might be a mistake!
You may have to watch it a couple of times to get the full impact of how narrowly a tragedy was avoided. Keep an eye on the lady on the left..."
http://www.eatmail.tv/_shooter
"I'm sitting on the fence for this one, but I think giving what looks
like my mate's mum a gun, a uniform and obviously not a lot of training
might be a mistake!
You may have to watch it a couple of times to get the full impact of how narrowly a tragedy was avoided. Keep an eye on the lady on the left..."
http://www.eatmail.tv/_shooter
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