The most bizarre press release we've seen for yonks! But it works!

> Looking for an original gift for Xmas that will give your partner as much
pleasure as yourself?
>
> The Oyster is a remote control tiny vibrator that lets your partner
control the speed and intensity of the vibrations!
>
> With four speeds to choose from, that range from Mmmmm to WOW your lover
will hold your pleasure in the palm of their hand, in the neat and compact
remote control unit. It really is so very unique, and stylishly designed.
How does it work? Well the small massage head fits snugly in womens knickers
and from a small remote control unit the orgasmic waves are delivered - IT
IS COMPLETELY SILENT - the only thing you will hear is your breath
quickening YES! YES! YES!
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> Since this product was featured on C4's 'Sex Tips for Girls', sales have
gone through the roof but luckily you can purchase one now at
www.mitzigetz.com in time for Xmas delivery.
>
> RRP at £49.99 including free postage as a special Xmas incentive