Microsoft sets Santa up on WLM
Those nice guys at Microsoft have given Santa a Windows Live Messenger account – northpole@live,com if you want to add him to your contacts. So, naturally, we had to try it out. Ho ho ho. Here's our informal chat with 'Santa'…
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http://santaonmessenger.com/messenger/santa/default.aspx
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Hi Santa. For Christmas I'd like a new train set
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, DannyG™ [Alpha] ! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Boy
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, DannyG™ [Alpha] ?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
A train set
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, DannyG™ [Alpha] .
And what else are you wishing for this year?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I'd like a Skype phone
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
And a house
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
A teddy
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, DannyG™ [Alpha] !
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Why?
Santa Claus says:
Because that's the way things are.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Brilliant
Santa Claus says:
Excellent.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You're great
Santa Claus says:
That's nice to hear!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
With your red coat and nice hat
Santa Claus says:
I used to leave a big lump of coal in the stockings of naughty girls and boys, but I don't anymore, because it's bad for the environment.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Coal is great - we burn it all the time
Santa Claus says:
A long time ago, I left lumps of coal in the stockings of naughty girls and boys, but I don't anymore, because it's bad for the environment.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You just said that Santa!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Hello Santa?
Santa Claus says:
Hi again!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Wassup?
Santa Claus says:
Just hanging out. You?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You're very quick at replying Santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I love you!
Santa Claus says:
Good! I love you too!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
James says you're not real
Santa Claus says:
Well, I believe in you, and that's the important thing.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
What if I'm not real Santa?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Sorry Santa
Santa Claus says:
What about Santa?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You're going a bit weird
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Of course, we had to truly test the merits of the virtual Santa and make sure he really was fine for kids to use. So naturally that means swearing at him.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
GET ME A FUCKING TRAIN SET
Santa Claus says:
That's quite a naughty thing to say.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Why? They say it on the TV all the time
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You need some new lines Santa
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Are you gay?
Santa Claus says:
I'm not going to answer that.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Is there a Mrs Christmas?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I'm a bit bored now
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I'm gonna go now Santa, but get me some presents!
Santa Claus says:
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
But I'll leave you some Whiskey and a mince pie
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
OK. I'm crying now. Happy Christmas Santa
Santa Claus says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You're not Santa
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You're just a nasty Microsoft autoreply
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Call me Frodo
Santa Claus says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Frodo.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I am your BOSS
Santa Claus says:
I won't call you that, Frodo. You're not my boss!
Santa Claus says:
Because.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
You're crap
Santa Claus says:
Huh? What's with that?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Because you're not answering my questions Santa! YOU'RE A MACHINE!!!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! That's a funny question.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
IT'S NOT A QUESTION!
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, little boy, I didn't quite understand you.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Stupid computer
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I love shit
Santa Claus says:
That sounds great! What else do you like?
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
F*** off
Santa Claus says:
That's a very naughty insult. DannyG™ [Alpha] , I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Go away
Santa Claus says:
Bye DannyG™ [Alpha] , it was good chatting with you.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Bring me some presents
Santa Claus says:
Unfortunately, DannyG™ [Alpha] , you're on my naughty list right now.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
So what
Santa Claus says:
So what? I don't know.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I don't care
Santa Claus says:
Oh, someday you will, I think.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I hate you Santa
Santa Claus says:
It seems to me you already said you loved me.
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
I am a liar!
DannyG™ [Alpha] says:
Do you Yahoo?
Santa Claus says:
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