When was the last time you heard anything this ridiculous?

"Orange today announces the launch of Frank TV, a mobile TV channel
dedicated to England and Chelsea star Frank Lampard. Frank TV will be
available exclusively to Orange customers and features never seen
before footage from Frank's video diaries, giving exclusive
behind-the-scenes access to Stamford Bridge, the Chelsea training
ground, Frank's house, pets and much more."

WOW! "And much more!" Yes, sign me up! I really want to watch constant
coverage of this moaning, drippy midfielder who seems to be constantly
picked for England despite being absolutely useless in a white shirt
since Walkers changed its crisp packets the time before last. And who
has admirably put off negotiating a new Chelsea contract until next
year when even more of the squad will be on Terryesque wages and he
too will be able to command £130k a week for prancing about. Either
that or he'll **** off to Spain. Good riddance Fat Frank!